The Fantastic Four Are Now 3

26 01 2011

Its seems that the new Marvel are shaking things up, with their stingy finance to their big budget blockbuster for summer 2012 ( Avengers, Captain America ) now they are killing one of the Original Fantastic Four with the release of Fantastic Four #587 (March 2011), the concluding chapter of Jonathan Hickman’s “Three” storyline .

Issue #588 will follow mid March with the end of the original cast, and will be released again under the name FF as a whole new series without mentioning if the original cast will return or not , if you want to know which member died head on here to find out . honestly i dont know if its a smart move or not, but usually it means they will reboot the whole series but i dont know if they will drop the original memebers  or just modify them  like marvel did lots of times before. but this one seems bitter and that character might not emerge again ( HINT : its one of the first characters designed by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby ).

With the new Fantastic Four movie remake still being casted in Paramount this whole reboot thing might fit with fresh new take on the long running series, i really loved the Fantastic Four ( The Ultimate Version ) and its a shame to see a shake up this big, but im also certain its just  Marvel blowing smoke up our skirt to generate more hype .


Picture Of The Day #44

26 01 2011
James Bond After A Long Stay In San Francisco 

Dead Space 2 Reviewed By An Indian

25 01 2011

Don’t Worry Guys Subtitle Is Included To Make Sure You Will Piss Your Pants ;p

Picture Of The Day #43 ( Apple Edition )

23 01 2011
“Get Well Soon Steve. The World Can Be Such An Empty Place Without You” 

Duke Nukem Forever Release Date Is Here To Kick Ass

21 01 2011

Yes !!! its finally here the longest game in development ever, it took more than a decade with two studios and 3 graphical engines later its finally complete , Duke is back with his funny one liners and his love for girls, here’s the new trailer with the a release date set for May 6th THIS YEAR !!!! finally its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.

For our younger visitors and non gamers who dont know Duke here’s a clip of why he’s so damn legendary (18+) :

Geeky + Mainstream X 2 = Sexy ?

21 01 2011

Long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a sub-culture that rose from the fame of Dungeon And Dragons, Star Wars and Lord of the Rings and became a fierce and mighty community filled with valiant warriors filled with might and only one weakness, and that weakness shaped them and honed them in debates of trivial information till the late 90’s when being a nerd became mainstream and girls existed in their vast world and then they concurred their weakness and became the dominant homo-erctis.

Geeks Only Weakness

 Back then being a video game or D&D fan meant that you are a “Dweeb” and basically get an atomic wedge more than allowance, but why did it change why did the geeks rise and took power of the mainstream media, is it because of pure intelligence or pure hormonal superiority ?

The Alpha Male

Its all so simple like binary ( it only have two numbers) the reason for this surge in the late 90’s that young kids that grew up on those games/board games/ books and comics developed a need that has to be met and so companies tried to bring out their big guns and go crazy with ads till it became a norm and even the quality of games became an equal or even better than the godly revered Cinema in story line, characters and total immersion, the gaming and geeky community stood up and took its place and  it evolved from a nasty smelling worm into a beautiful butterfly ( Like Lindsay Lohan but in reverse ) leared in the majority that looked at the geeks from behind the zoo’s fence, and joined the creatures they used to throw  M&M’s at them .

And then the movie industry being a creatively bankrupt industry started borrowing from the gaming/comics/cult books industry, Then we saw the huge spike of comic book movie in the early 2000’s and the Lord of The Rings being within that timeline geeks had more orgasms that Pamela Anderson in her heyday, Hollywood smelled the money and chased it like a 5 dollar hooker in Vegas, the geeky community became the elite and stroke down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy there brothers .

Nice Segway

Then came the Call Of Duty with Modern Warefare hate it or love it but that game made gaming cooler and more appealing to a broader audience and Halo did its part before it with those two games addictive Multiplayer modes became the highest grossing games and with a huge cult following that will defend it with their souls .

Being part of geeky community became a ticket to success and alot of people rode on that success, one of the biggest people that did it oh so well is Olivia Munn after being on Attack Of The Shows for a couple of years review gaming and just being a hot chick for horny nerds became a huge success and had small role in Iron Man 2 and wrote a book called Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek or Geoff Keighley who became the go to journalist of gaming, or Jame The Nintendo Nerd who sign a deal with Cinnemascre to review movies and games even though James was a failed actor in the 90’s, now hes a huge internet sensation, its not a claim that they abused it but if you want to be a successful person attach yourself to the geeky community .

Proof of that just happened last year when an indie producer developed a game named ” Minecraft ” it was below average looking game with an addictive curve but it wasnt big, until a certain Youtube Commentator named “Seananners ” did a commentary on the game its skyrocketed and became on the most influential games in 2010 with millions of people logging in daily, all thanks to a single geeky bearded guy.

He Deserved His Own MEME JPEG Like All Internet Greats

The geeky Community became such a stronghold for coolness even governments started putting regulations to stop they awesomeness, from sabotaging their favorite movie ( STAR WARS !!!!!) , blaming them for shootings and suicide deaths and even putting them in Anti-Gaming Camps.

In Korea You Spread Ice On Your Nipples IF You Are A True Gamer ! Its That Serious

Playlist Of The Week VIII

20 01 2011